Some fantasy political football fun from Hipster Racist. Reader participation welcome.

Aryan Skynet

On the evening of Tuesday, November 8, 2016, ABC, CNN, CBS, and ABC declare Hillary Clinton the winner of the 2016 United States Presidential Election. FOX News spends the next 24 hours covering widespread allegations of election fraud in Ohio, Pennsylvania and Florida. Donald Trump maintains radio silence until Wednesday afternoon, when he gives a rambling, somewhat incoherent speech in which he neither concedes, nor declares victory, and spends 15 minutes repeating the widespread rumors of voting machine irregularities, votes cast by illegal aliens, and missing ballots in key districts in swing states.

Friday morning, after a random police shooting of a young black male, widespread rioting and looting by Black Lives Matter protestors receive non-stop coverage on in the broadcast media and online. Trump takes to social media to denounce “crooked Hillary” and state capitals in red states see muted but large protests by Tea Party like groups.


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